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For Customers:
If you've got a burning question about the cards, brilliant joke suggestions, general chat, or opinions on how to streamline national infrastructure projects then you've got a few options:
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Whack an email in the form​ below
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Lobby the Government with a Petition
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Find me roaming the Walworth Road on any given lunchtime when I work WFH.
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For Stockists:
Now you've seen the cards, and you're feeling shy. You want to come over and chat, but they're just so good. You want to bring them back with you, show the whole board.
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If you are that business person or store owner:
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Fill out our order form
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Whack an email in the form​ below
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Drop me a message on LinkedIn​
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Give us a few days to reply. I'm not actually that busy but... I've just got a lot of substacks that I've paid for so feel obliged to read (all linked in the pasta below). I also have a bike that constantly breaks.