Where Is My Pen?

£3.00

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Goodness, this is a little rude. At least it isn't the TV remote like Christmas two years ago with an image of your ruddy-faced third-uncle-twice-removed.

Perfect for a third-unlce-twice-removed who's just gone into the hospital for *entirely unrelated reasons*... Get better soon! (in so many ways... please)
As always:

An original design, exclusive to fewsilly. Maybe an original joke, unsure on that.

Inside left blank for your own soppy message. Brown kraft envelope included.

A FSC approved 350gsm heavy card. Put some oomph behind that greeting.

Printed at home by me. Then posted by me, to you. Any issues, you need to speak with my parents on how they raised me.
Stockpile offers:

Buy 4, get 25% off (so basically one of them free)

Buy 10, get more off. Like, say, 34.5%... how does that sound?

ask yourself...
who is card worthy?